Entry for a contest at Metazen – Image to Text Conversion Experiment. Picture by Metazen – an online metafiction journal edited by Frank Hinton.

Thornton thought the abandoned castle would make a wonderful gallery space. Its remoteness and romance differed royally from the artistic dankness of downtown and would attract the casual wanderer as well as hunters and boy scouts. He was not sure about the furry costume, but his girlfriend had convincingly argued that the splendour of the setting required a special effort on his part to establish wilderness credibility.